vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

melociraptors:

satsunon:

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

idk what this is but I love it

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

nonomella:

my 6-year-olds were upset because i taught them ‘television’ and they were like NO TEACHER IT’S A TV

so i wrote ‘television’ on the board and highlighted “T” and “V” and they reacted like i’d just taught them the secrets of the universe

unclefather:

hilarydank:

image

big meaty claws

unclefather:

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

shake it fast but watch ya self shake it fast show me what ya working with


"How could you know what it feels like to fight the hounds of hell? You think you know me so well. How could you know what it feels like to be outside yourself? You think you know me so well."

"How could you know what it feels like to fight the hounds of hell? You think you know me so well. How could you know what it feels like to be outside yourself? You think you know me so well."

guess who didn’t do their composition and watch two hours of don’t trust the b in apartment 23???