ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

lifeinflames:

jewmingle:

Steal Her Look: Ikea Monkey

Burberry Prorsum Suede and Shearling Coat - $4,995

Malene Birger Bellish Fur Mittens - $195

Rare 1960’s Yves Saint Laurent Brown Fur Hat - $613

I’m stopping after this one

grandtheftchocobo:

majora:

oh my GOD

Pikachu find ur chill

bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

alphascum:

THIS VIDEO IS CRUCIAL FOR MY EXISTENCE 

Tang Tang (Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nicki Minaj vs. Britney Spears)
Chambaland

Chambaland - “Tang Tang” (Jessie J, Ariana Grande, & Nicki Minaj vs. Britney Spears)

regularguy5mb:

geekyjessica:

Ebola

A handy reference guide.

regularguy5mb:

geekyjessica:

Ebola

A handy reference guide.

84emojis:

*white woman in a salon chair voice* I’M FEELING BRAVE TODAY

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

thomasthetalkingengine:

A thrilling saga from my school